I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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