She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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