my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Randomize
