no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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