what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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