Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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