Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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