Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so explain again why im purple
no
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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