weddingsv make me drug and hornr
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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