the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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