he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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