i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he was CRYING into my vagina
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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