So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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