So drunk, too bad you don't want this
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
