I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He better not be in your backpack
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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