Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
