I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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