what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
