Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
