you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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