David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Randomize
