I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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