doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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