...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
do herpes really smell.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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