i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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