People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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