Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
