you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
the raccoons are back...
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