Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
17 year olds will be the death of me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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