your room smells of hookers.
And success
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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