If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
