if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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