You're my little dorito
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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