jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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