um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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