normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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