i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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