Just fell off a train. Bad.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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