Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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