You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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