So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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