Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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