So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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