i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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