Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I understand Curling. That high.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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