How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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