I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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