I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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