i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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