Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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